ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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