But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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