Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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The power of my boobs compel you
I'm like, not good at living.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize