my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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