is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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