he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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