I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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