Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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