Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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