Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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