1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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