Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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