omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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