I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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