girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize
