so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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