you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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