This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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