Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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