it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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