yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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