If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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