dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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