I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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