we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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