I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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