So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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