why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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