i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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