I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
whose ass print is on the piano?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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