I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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