try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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