You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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