We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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