So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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