VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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