No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i think my cat just said my name.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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