So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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