so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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