Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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