Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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