And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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