I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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