I think I am morally bankrupt
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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