end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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