i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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