It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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