$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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should my penis look like a turkey
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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