theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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