I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
