I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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