Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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