Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
whose ass print is on the piano?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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